Hey Look. They're Chasin' Llamas On The TV!

This is the story of two llamas going Thelma and Louise in Arizona.

By Soup Staff Feb 27, 2015 12:19 AMTags

Today the FCC voted to enforce net neutrality. That's a big deal but apparently not as big as two llamas on the run in Arizona.

For the better part of this morning the internet was transfixed on a live feed from ABC 15 out of Phoenix of two llamas attempting to avoid capture. The drama played out over roughly 30 minutes. Here are the highlights.

First, some guy approached the black llama and was like, "Hey. I'm cool. You're cool. I'm just going to grab your neck."

The black llama was like, "Nope. See ya."

Suddenly the black llama realized his buddy white llama was also on the loose and white llama was like, "C'mon. Let's do this."

 

For a second it looked like they were cornered but white llama played it cool. "Y'all got us. I guess we'll have to give up...PSYCH, BITCH! WE OUT!!!!!"

 

Just when it seemed nothing could stop them, tragedy struck. Damn. They got Dave (which was black llama's name all along).

Then white llama forgot where he parked.

 

The chase came to an abrupt end when white llama learned a harsh reality. You can't outrun a dude with a rope standing in the back of a pick-up truck. Especially if you don't run.

 

As he was walked unceremoniously to a waiting trailer, white llama had no comment for reporters except this, "What we did today we did for everyone. I am you. You are me. How many children have to live in fear before we DAMN, BITCH! LOOSEN THIS ROPE. You're trying to joke a llama up in here."

White llama is expected in court on murder charges tomorrow.