John Travolta is what we in Hollywood refer to as a "triple threat." He can sing, dance, and grab women's faces in a way that should have him classified as a sex offender. He's the total package.
The fifteen or so seconds that he was on stage with Idina at the Oscars last night was a roller coaster of emotions. We recreated that roller coaster below in the form of gifs.
"This is cute. They're hugging and making up. They're friends now. I like that."
"Huh. Why is John Travolta still holding onto her around the waist? She seems a little uncomfortable with it. Hopefully he lets her go soon."
"Oh God. Why is it grabbing face like that? She's a grown woman! You can't just grab a grown woman's face like that, John!"
"OH DEAR GOD HE'S STILL TOUCHING HER. STOP THAT. STOP THAT. FOR THE LOVE OF GOD JOHN LET HER FACE GO!"
"JOHN PLEASE. THIS ISN'T FUNNY ANYMORE. IF THIS IS A PRACTICAL JOKE THEN IT'S NOT FUNNY AND YOU NEED TO STOP."
"Hello. Yes. Get me the police please. I've just witnessed something awful."