Back in the day when kids still had to snail mail each other their hand-drawn dick pics, Milton Bradley created a game called Dream Phone that taught young girls to manage calls from a variety of smoking hot, wavy-banged seventh grade boys. These calls would clue them in as to which boys weren't interested, and then, by process of elimination, they'd find out which dreamy guy liked ALL OF THEM.
The game not only prepared them for the throes of puberty, but it also gave them the training to become shut-ins who only experience intimacy via 1-900 chat lines, or else contestants on The Bachelor.
And yes, the giant pink phone was linked to several cases of brain cancer.