TBT: Real Housewife Sings Real Bad

Countess Luann is here to make you cringe.

By Soup Staff Jan 29, 2015 10:27 PMTags

Countess LuAnn de Lesseps is one of the stars of The Real Housewives of New York City and the author of the book Class with the Countess: How to Live with Elegance and Flair.

Here's a clip of her from 2010 doing the exact opposite of what she talks about in that book.
 

The ironic thing is that, in this performance, she demonstrates the conceit of the song. Money really can't buy you class.

Here's what money can buy you, though:

–A record deal despite a lack of discernible talent
–An appearance on a local news station to plug the single that comes out of said record deal
–Singing lessons (recommended)
–Back-up dancers or a live band so you don't have to sway awkwardly on stage by yourself
–A home karaoke machine so you don't have to sing in public places ever again
–A large plot of land that can be used as a landfill for all the unsold albums of your music 

Feel free to pick and choose from that list, Countess. Our advice is free.