TIP: Don’t Talk About Incest Porn On a Movie Review Show

This should be self explanatory, but keep what type of porn you watch to yourself.

By Soup Staff Jan 29, 2015 10:40 PMTags

Top two places not to talk about incest porn:

  1. Anywhere
  2. A movie review show

 


Listen, we've all been there. You're in a dark alley. A "friend" of yours wearing an army trenchcoat and sunglasses approaches you with a box labeled "tapes." You hand him $800. Inside the box is a bunch of "regular" porn and whoops… one of them is incest porn. Now you're back at your house and oh what the hell why not see what this incest porn is about. The kids are asleep, but you put it on mute just in case. And then you… you know. Do it to yourself. While watching incest porn on mute.

We've ALL been there don't even try to pretend like you haven't.