There's already been a lot of controversy around Clint Eastwood's new film "American Sniper," which is based on the true life story of Navy SEAL sniper Chris Kyle. But perhaps one of the most controversial aspects of the film is the glaringly obvious casting mistake they made when selecting a baby. But who knows, maybe there's a B-story we just don't know about yet, where Cooper's character endows this bundle in his arms with every baby-like quality he can, knowing full well it will grow up to become a member of the Animatronic Pizza Band.
Keep in mind, this film comes from Clint Eastwood, who's had a full-on conversation with a chair.