We've seen Leonardo di Caprio grow and change throughout the years, and we've had the pleasure of continously marveling at his charm and talent and subtle nod to the bowl cut. But unbeknownst to us, there was a period of time when Leonardo was off dealing with far more important matters.
As you'll learn from watching this series of commercials, Leonardo spent some time on the hardened streets of Japan, risking his life to trip burglars and destroy restaurant-quality glassware. Prepare yourself for the international journey of a lifetime, and please enjoy the endless repetition of a song that sounds like the beginning of a video game when a masculine voice instructs you to choose your character.
If only he hadn't promised everyone starring roles in Critters 4.