A lot of people are cutting back on desserts in the new year to lose weight, but almost no one is considering the fact that we should be cutting back on desserts because they can be used as weapons.
Death by chocolate? More like death by your boyfriend punching you in the face with a cake.
And sometimes it's possible for the victims to inflict the injury on themselves…
Guys, forget about getting people to stop texting in the car. We need to end the madness of people eating McFlurries in cars...Actually, on second thought the texting is way worse. Don't do either just to be safe.