Apparently They're Teaching Knife-Throwing At Community College

And For My Next Trick...Murder

By Soup Staff Jan 06, 2015 10:02 PMTags

When it comes to advancing on a reality competition show, the possibility of walking away with half of your original thumb and the loss of sight in both eyes along with both of your actual eyes is, as we can all agree, totally worth it! As you endure this knife throwing team's performance,  you might want find a nearby object to hold onto—unless you're comfortable watching sharp objects being lobbed at a young man's face by someone who probably only practiced once by throwing crumpled up paper into a garbage can and yelling, "THREE POINTS!"

Still, you can see he has immesaurable determination. He'll move on to the semi-finals, dammit, and he'll bring Hans, dead or alive. 

NOTE: This actually failed on a whole other level. The blonde guy wasn't supposed to live, he was supposed to be the target. Still, a great effort though!