The internet is full of lies. In fact, the whole thing is lies. You can thank Rebecca Black for that. After Friday came out and she made like 62 gabillion dollars off that turd of a song a horrifying truth suddenly became clear. You can make a lot of money on the internet off things that are bad. Almost more, in fact, than you can by making something good. As a result, people have dedicated their lives to making things that are so mind bogglingly bad they demand our collective attention. God, we're dumb.
With that in mind, we submit for your consideration this commercial for Troy, a Russian/Polish/Greek/Etc family style restaurant in Staten Island.