We love and support cyclists. They are helping the environment and getting some exercise at the same time. But, they are slow as sh*t. And nothing portrays the frustration with how slow they are more than this video.

We can't get over what a perfect tableau this is.

(Yeah, that's right, we just used the word "tableau." And we didn't even look it up so we're not even sure if we're using it right. Suck it.)

This video is like watching a real life New Yorker cartoon. If those cops weren't there, every single one of those other cars would pass the cyclist over the double yellow lines.

There is no doubt in our mind that this cyclist didn't make it to the bottom of the mountain.

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