Listen, the internet is filled with videos of cute kids. There's probably like, a trillion videos of cute kids out there. Maybe even two trillion. There's so many of them that it's annoying. But this one is different. This one features a new iconoclast in our society called the Apparently Kid.
We want this kid to be a live television news anchor.
"Apparently the Gaza Strip is under fire once again because apparently nobody in this world can be civil for apparently even two seconds apparently."