You'd think that with a show called "Dating Naked," you'd get to know the contestants and their most intimate skin tags right off the bat. But there's so much more than what meets and possibly traumatizes the eye. We had a chance to sit down with our favorite cast member, Jaidyn Cayden, to answer all of our burning questions, like what it's like not having any sort of boundary between your vagina and a dining room chair.
So how did you end up on the show?
They discovered me. I was at Big Ball Hal's and this one guy was trying to kick me out for showing everybody the WSU tattoo I use to hide the scar from my c-section. But then this other guy came up to me and was like, "You are meant to be on this TV show."
It sounds like it was fate.
Oh definitely. So I went to the audition, and everyone else there was wearing something that said "foxy" or else had a picture of a bedazzled winking cat on it, but I showed up totally naked. Because I knew I had to prove that I was confident enough to let world see my blurred-out vagina. And everyone was like "You are so brave," and I was like, "Do you want some perfume? I sell it on the street and at gas stations." And they said, "No thanks."
It sounds like a real success story.
Yeah, but we're all so modest. Like, the other day I told Jeb he had a nice dick and he said, "Really? I've been told it smells like bologna."
So are you all really close now?
Yeah and everyone is just so hilarious. Like, we'll sing the jingle for "Living Spaces" but replace it with "Dating Naked." That's a big joke between us. Sometimes at night when we're all doing naked back chain massages we'll start singing that and laughing our asses off, being like "I love you guys sooo much."
So far, what's been your most embarrassing moment on the show?
Probably when Luke told me that I had Cheet-o dust on my vagina.
Yeah but only because I had told everyone I was doing South beach diet.
Is there anything you wish you hadn't seen.
Yes, I saw Jayson's sphincter cut a banana in half.
Yeah, and he was supposed to keep it up there as part of the challenge.
What was the most romantic thing that happened to you on the show?
Well this one night we were all sitting in the hot tub and Tristan was telling us how his ex wasn't very "body positive" and it was just really sad. Like, he just wanted her to remove his Irish Claddagh toe ring by sucking it off and she wouldn't, and I was like "I would totally do that. And enjoy it." Then he high-fived me. Then he let me watch as he motor-boated Chrystina.
That's really sweet. Who surprised you the most, in a positive way?
Definitely Harry, because's so talented. He can cook a hot dog between his fat rolls.
You did a lot of nature activities. So how did you guys not hurt your feet?
I was wondering the same thing when we started, but amazingly, only one of us got hookworm. And that was just a camera man who said he'd get naked too to make us feel more comfortable.
So, what lies ahead for you, Jayden?
Oh my god I've gotten so many offers. Right now it's like I have my choice of anything, like I can either promote Kiwi Strawberry Arizona or Hpnotiq.