Have you ever thought to yourself, "Man, I could really go for ten million dollars right now." Well we're going to let you in on a little secret: The road to ten million dollars starts with a little nap! The tuckered out fella in the following video couldn't even make it to four whole innings before Mr. Sandman paid him a visit. Now he's suing ESPN and the Yankees for defamation for broadcasting his snoozing image.
If you're thinking, "That's not a legitamite excuse to sue ESPN for ten million dollars," well then you're absolutely right... but here are some great reasons to:
However, suing the Yankees for any reason is completely fine by us.