Back in the sixties, Goodyear had to have been the number one source of road safety wisdom, since they had the foresight to create fear around the biggest danger on the road: Women. Goodyear knew that just one "Detour" sign could throw your wife off completely…especially when she had to discern all the other signs, like "STOP," (does the Stop sign really mean it?), while driving to her favorite foreboding concertos. And Goodyear knew the only circumstance in which she'd ever be allowed behind the wheel would be in the event that she had to pick her husband up at the airport so that he could then take over the duty of driving with wobbly tires.
Now if only the Polygas tire could protect her from burning the meatloaf.