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Don’t Try to Kiss Your Angry Girlfriend on the Jumbotron

Sometimes in life you just gotta say "f*ck it" and make your move. And other times you have to realize that when you make that move, it may totally fail, and that failure will be broadcast to millions of people.

That stings.

We have a few theories as to why this lovely lady decided to give this poor guy the cold shoulder when he went in for the kiss…

1. It was their first kiss and this idiot decided a public basketball game was the place to do it. First kisses are reserved exclusively for walking a girl to her door after a lovely evening together or while black out drunk in a dive bar bathroom.

2. They just got into a fight and he's trying to smooth things over by making out. Bad move. That's like punching a tiger in the face and then trying to kiss that tiger.

3. They broke up a few days ago but have decided to remain friends, and also didn't want to waste their Raptor tickets, so they went to the game… as "friends." And then Mr. McKissymouth decided he didn't want to be just friends and made a move.

Regardless, we recommend watching it again and again to catch all of the subtle agonies expressed on his face as he gets rejected. It's delightful.

Rejection

And here it is in slow motion...

Rejection

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