We don't know why this exists, but we can't stop watching it, and it's making us feel weird feelings inside of our hearts and souls.
Don't fight it. Allow yourself to be seduced. Allow their stringy muscles to seep into your soul. You're falling in love, and that's OK. Love is a part of the human experience, and you should feel lucky that the two men you love not only have muscles, but know how to dance with them.
We're looking forward to receiving an invitation to you and the muscle dancers' wedding.