It's been really a hard week for Kris Jenner, who's currently dealing with her least favorite thing in the world—more attention. Right now she's convinced that a group of evil pranksters are plotting to tarnish the Kardashian name. These alleged tricksters have done the unspeakable, from making fake sushi reservatons to planting rumors about a Kris Jenner sex tape. And while I do see how these practical jokes could cause some level of unrest, the pranksters don't really seem to be tapping into the Las Vegas-like infinity pool of Kardashian shortcomings. In other words, they could learn a thing or two about how to really pull one over on a nasally lady in a bandage dress.
So wherever you are, alleged criminals, here are some tips on really getting the Kardashians good.