I can't stress the following statement enough. DON'T DO DRUGS.
Ok, now that that's out of the way let's quit bullsh*tting each other. A lot of you aren't going to take that sage advice. I mean, you might even be on drugs right now and totally tripping balls. If so, this is for you.
As for the rest of you, here's a cautionary tale about of the dangers of drugs and processed meat. A warning served on a toasted bun with mustard, relish, and a face. No big deal.
That settles it. I am NEVER eating hot dogs again...unless I'm "jacked up on weed". Then you know I gots to have one.