We tested this week's crop of E! news stories out on our interns in order to pinpoint the articles resulting in a reduction of neural activity sufficient enough to cause brain death. Our condolences to their families.
Rest assured, their sacrifice was not in vain...Ok, that's a lie. It was totally in vain. Here in no partiucular order are those stories, slopped together on one disgusting platter aka this week's garbage plate. Be warned, just like consuming an entire garbage plate, reading these is going to make you feel terrible. Enjoy?