The results are in: After a hard-fought first round of voting, four contenders will be moving on to the March Sadness quarterfinals.
–Kimye Engagement narrowly beat out the Tan Mom Music Video with 52.66% of the vote
–Justin Bieber's Arrest scored a solid win against Ryan Locthe's Reality Show with 62.6% of the vote
–Apparently you guys like breakfast "food," because Shia LaBoeuf's Breakdown beat the Taco Bell Waffle Taco with 65.6% of the vote
–Miley Cyrus' VMA Performance became an early favorite to become Sadness Champ with a resounding beatdown of Katy Perry's "Roar" Video, with 86.94% of the vote
But before we move on to the quarterfinals, we have one more division in Round One to vote on. Check out the contenders below and vote for the story that made you lose faith in humanity the most.