It's that time again: Time to hand over some cash to that guy who organized your office March Madness pool, knowing that you'll never see it again because inevitably someone who made their picks based on the number of vowels in the team name will end up winning. So why not try our bracket instead?
This is March Sadness, in which we try, with your help, to determine what was the biggest bummer of the year in the realm of celebrity news. We start with 16 teams, from Kimye to Teen Mom, and will hold a vote every week to determine who moves on. It's our coping mechanism for having to read about all this stuff in the first place.
So, which of the following stories made you lose your faith in humanity more?
Kimye Engagement: Kanye West proposed to Kim Kardashian, reminding us all that love is still alive. Did we say "love?" We meant "commercialism."
Tan Mom's Music Video: We didn't want this. Nobody wanted this.
Justin Bieber's Arrest: Just because we all saw it coming doesn't make it any less annoying.
Ryan Lochte's Reality Show: "Jeah?" How about "Jhno."
Shia Labeouf's Breakdown: Or maybe it was an art project. Either way, stop it.
Taco Bell's Waffle Taco: Some things just go against the laws of nature.
Katy Perry's "Roar" Video: You're gonna hear me hurl.
Miley Cyrus' VMA Performance/Everything: One day, MTV will be held responsible for their crimes.