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    Potatoes Don’t Just Belong to the Irish

    It's St. Patrick's Day, and we all know the most important part of this holiday is Whiskey Leprechauns Green Stuff potatoes.

    Most people associate potatoes solely with the Irish. But we have some news, you culturally insensitive idiots: Potatoes aren't just for the Irish. They're also for this guy...

    SEE HIS ANGST AND WEEP, YOU IRISH BASTARDS!

    Next time you go to eat some potato stew or whatever the hell you do with potatoes, think about the harm you're causing to this man! You may bleed green, but he bleeds actual blood as a result of injuries sustained harvesting your f*cking potatoes!

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