I know what my blood vessels are wearing to the Oscars: high amounts of lipoproteins and cholesterol. So it's probably best to get them warmed up with our favorite renowned delicacy, also known as the Garbage Plate. Here's this week's trough of news that E! found fit to report on, served on a single plate, and designed to make you want to go straight from here to CNN for deprogramming.
Ground beef: How does Cate Blanchett get ready for the Oscars? SPOILER! With make-up.
Macaroni salad: Katy and John Mayer split. We know that. But let's speculate a little more on a relationship with which we were never personally involved.
Baked Beans: In the mood to see someone sulking in pastels? Enjoy Miranda Kerr for H&M.
Onions: Amercian Idol sent someone home. Who knows? Maybe this will become a regular thing.
Home fries: Jillian Michaels "broke the silence" on a conversation that has been going on for about a month, by hereby confirming that the winner of The Biggest Loser did, in fact, lose too much weight.
Egg: According to E!, Lea Michele "is ready to let her voice be heard"…by tugging at the edges of her silk monokini.
Now please have a safe and canklefull weekend. I'll leave you with this...