Listen, the Internet has devolved into a cesspool of three-second gifs that are certainly funny, but basically equate to a back alley hand job from a crackhead that doesn't really know how to work the shaft.
But, every once in a while, a video comes along that requires a little patience from the viewer. A little tender loving care. A little… shaft work. From a non crack head. This is that video. We implore you to watch it all the way through. Be like the great Olympians who utilize a lifetime of patience working to compete in a single event, and give this video an ounce of your patience, and we promise it will pay you back in gold. And a handjob.