When Miley taped her country-themed Unplugged on Tuesday, she knew she needed to keep people on her toes. It had been such a big year of nipple pasties and humping floors in leotards, she had to find a way to up the ante. So, she followed the lead of every 1980s orgy, and decided to add Madonna.
Together, they seized their crotches, exposed their tongues, and doled out a generous number of spankings. In other words, it failed to shock us. So we came up with 10 things that Miley and Madonna could have done to keep us even semi-engaged.