I could start this post by telling you that the Grammys were last night, make a joke about Taylor Swift's weird hair flips during her performance, then round the whole thing out with some really great takes on Macklemore's name (For instance Zacklemorris which is Zack Morris from Saved By the Bell combined with Macklemore). But I'm going to cut right to the chase. Pharrell wore a really big hat last night.
At an event that is for all intents and purposes a black tie affair or if you're a female performer a "see through gown that shows off your boobs" affair, Pharrell wore a track jacket and a hat that looked like something he stole from a cartoon mobster.
Anyone who's seen the hat knows that it's big but there's a lot about Pharrell's hat that remains a mystery…until now. For example, it portrayed the sorting hat in two Harry Potter movies.
It's also been a tent.
It briefly served as WWE legend Sgt. Slaughter's hat.
The hat also volunteers every summer at a camp for underprivileged kids.
It was even employed briefly by Disney.
We wish Pharrell's giant hat the very best in its future endeavors. Which, by the way include being used as part of a stunt course for dirt bikes.