Kris Jenner usually gets a healthy amount of attention, but without her talk show, she's struggling to make it through even the simplest day-to-day activities, like lunches and anal bleaching. So she did her favorite thing in the world: She confessed something! That's right, Kris Jenner came clean and admitted she's been taking lessons so that she can sing and dance—on Broadway! Or actually, just so she can talk about it wanting to be on Broadway on TV.
If there are any big shot directors, interested on casting Kris in a musical, here are some of the ideas she has in mind: