If you woke up this morning and have been conscious at all you know that Justin Bieber got arrested. No, we don't really want to talk about it either but we have to. It's in the contract we made with Satan in order to get our jobs here. Which, in retrospect was not a really great deal for us.
The Biebs was drunk and drag racing in a Lamborghini that someone loaned him. Then the cops showed up. Then they took Justin away. Then he smiled in his mugshot.