Listen, not all of us can be the best at everything. But in the spirit of starting this year on a positive note, we'd like to give this Capitol One employee a few awards for his performance in this video.
Award for Not Dropping the Microphone While Talking Into It
Award for Saying Words in Such a Way That They Form a Sentence
Award for Not Peeing Pants
Congratulations to whoever this guy is! We'd love to shake his hand! Or, more likely, try to shake his hand and instead watch him grab a microphone and then mumble into it!