Christmas is a magical time of year. From children prancing through the snow eating sugarplums, to casual shoppers entering a giant snowman through a gaping inflatable vagina.

We have it on good authority that sex shops around the country will soon be selling a human-size version of the snowman for those long, lonely Christmas nights.

This Christmas, Frosty the Snowman is going to be too "busy" to play with any children (and by "busy" we mean having sex with this inflatable vagina).

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