Ah, the subtle art of flirting.

The dialogue between Meredith Vieira and this soldier reads like an 80s porno script. At least, right up until the point when Meredith says, "I'm an old horny woman." She really knows how to make a man's heart swoon.

In case you didn't catch it, Meredith's final line was, "I'm going to chain him down." Looks like Meredith Vieira read 50 Shades of Gray and also owns chains. Fun!