Welcome to The Soup's Top 13 of 2013, where we count down the top Soup posts of the year. Because the end of the year isn't about dumb stuff like family and goodwill. It's about making lists of things.
The Top 13 posts were determined by popularity in page views among you, our readers. So don't blame us.
#13: Unphotoshopped: Kris Jenner's Bikini Bod
There's only one way to celebrate the cancellation of your talk show: releasing a photo of yourself emerging from a pool in a bikini.
Fun fact: In this photo, Kris Jenner is standing on top of Phoebe Cates.
We did a little digging and were able to find the unphotoshopped version of this pic, which features another stunning beauty emerging from the water.
Rumor has it that 2014 will bring us a brand new Kardashian calendar of Bruce Jenner posing in a bikini.
Editor's Note: We know why this post was so popular. It's no secret that The Soup's primary demographic is largely spear fishing enthusiasts.