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#10: Miley Cyrus' Timeless Tongue
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Miley Cyrus puts the "pop" in "pop star," the "ass" in "class," and the "oh God why are you doing this with your life" in… well, whatever.
Last night at the VMAs, Miley Cyrus showcased a couple new signature moves: licking and grinding on a guy dressed as Beetlejuice (Robin Thicke) and sticking her bizarrely long giraffe tongue out for no reason at all.
We have to point out, however, that Miley wasn't the first to stick her tongue out for attention. Here are some important historical figures that also employed the same move.
Barack Obamastuck out his tongue during his inauguration.
Nancy Pelosi's tongue is almost always flapping in the breeze.
We found this rare copy of a Marilyn Monroe photo where she showed off her abnormally long tongue.
Fun Fact: The Mona Lisa is drawn in such a way where it appears as though regardless of where you walk around it, the tongue follows you.
The Dalai Lama spreads his message of peace throughout with the world with his tongue out.
We're guessing Miley Cyrus picked up this habit from her dad.
We were just surprised that this sullen gang participated in the fad.
This just in: Miley's tongue was offered a 5-year contract to be the spokesperson for Blow Pops.
Editor's Note: We know why you guys liked this post...everybody loves a train wreck. And with Miley's tongue being arrested for a DUI and sent to rehab shortly after this article was posted, our pageviews shot through the roof.