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    Friday The Thirteenth: Not A Co1ncidenc3

    For those of you who have not yet acknowledged that today is Friday the 13th, or 12/13/2013, please note that 1+2+1+3+2+0+1+3 equals 13…and one plus three equals FOUR which, in a deck of tarot cards, is the numeral belonging to the Emperor.  FOUR is also the number of horsemen of the Apocalypse, concertos in Vivaldi's "Four Seasons"--and this upcoming season of American Horror Story will also be its FOURTH, containing THIRTEEN EPISODES, featuring actor Z+A+C+H+A+R+Y+Q+U+I+N+T+O, with thirteen letters in his name.  Three plus one is four. Three minus one is two. Open your eyes, people. Do you think it's a mere coincidence that Beyonce just released seventeen previews for music videos, and that seventeen minus FOUR equals THIRTEEN, which is also the number of extrasolar planets that were discovered in October—a startling piece of news revealed to me only days after hearing about the most-searched item on Black Friday (R+E+B+E+C+C+A+F+R+I+D+A+Y=13) which happened to be UGG Boots, when out of nowhere, a curtain rod fell on my H+E+A+D sending me straight (3-1=) 2 the I+C+U with 2manythings2thinkabout (2+2+??????). Take a good look around you, people. What do you see? A desk lamp? A mouse pad? A blood-spattered periodic table engulfed in flames??

    It can only mean one thing.

    Oh, and today also marks the beginning of the twelve days of Christmas, which is also kind of fun!

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