Welcome to The Soup's Top 13 of 2013, where we count down the top Soup posts of the year. Because the end of the year isn't about dumb stuff like family and goodwill. It's about making lists of things.
The Top 13 posts were determined by popularity in page views among you, our readers. So don't blame us.
#9: Ass 'n Boots
Marring her otherwise sparkling reputation for sound judgment and foresight, Rihanna recently posted a revealing self-portrait to Instagram, showcasing her new, custom made Prada thigh-highs. To be perfectly clear, this post is about footwear. Please try to keep that in mind.
Admit it, perverts. You had that coming.
Editor's Note: We all learned something with this post. We can successfully troll you guys, so long as we troll you with butts.