Hmm, I wonder what Tila Tequila is up to these days.
She was always popular on Myspace, right? Is that still a thing? It is? Ok. Maybe she's doing some sort of new soul sucking self promotion on there to an audience of one real person an 56,000,000 spambots. That's my first guess.
Second guess. Let's see here. Oh! I know. I bet her terrible reality show A Shot at Love with Tila Tequila is coming back. Maybe this season she'll finally be able to convince us that love with her is a prize worth winning and not a waking hellscape the "winner" will have to live with for 32 hours after the show finale. Yeah, that's my second guess. Shot at Love is coming back.
It's not? Hmmm. Ok.
Well, I'm taking a shot in the dark with this one but here goes. Has she spent the last few months losing her mind live on Facebook while declaring herself a Nazi queen with magic powers and trying to convince people that Hitler was a great guy?
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