Everyone, sit down. We need to talk about Thanksgiving. 

Yes, we all enjoy the food, but it seems like everything Thanksgiving is missing a little something. We here at The Soup think it's time we, as a nation, addressed it. Where is the Thanksgiving music, America? We have both Halloween, and of course, Christmas music, but what about that tasty little holiday in the middle?

That said, we'd like to nominate a song as the first official Thanksgiving theme. It's something we think really speaks to the heart and soul of both the holiday and America itself. Ladies and gentlemen, R Kelly's "Sex in the Kitchen":

We feel as if R Kelly really brings forth the hidden sexual undertones of Turkey Day.

And just in case he does stop by this holiday, be warned:

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