Usually you're not at your best when you get arrested. That's not the case with Paul Charles Dozsa, who was somehow able to stay classy despite being shoved into a car by a handful of policemen. Get out a pad and pen, you're going to want to take notes on this.
Paul was Sydney's most famous restaurant runner, who was convicted 54 times for failing to pay for meals, which, by our calculations, means that 54 cops had to receive his limp penis.
Let's just hope it was "succulent."