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This is the Worst Safety Innovation Yet

Man, I hate screaming for help! Everytime I do I think to myself, "There has to be an easier way!" Well folks, now there is! I present to you: The Style Screamer. It's a ittle plastic piece of garbage that hangs from your purse. You pull the tassle and it emits the high-pitched wail of a banshee! At least I think it's a banshee... have a listen:

I like how the screams only effect the attackers. The women seem to be immune to the device's revolutionary sound. I'd also like to point out that this is the Style Screamer. You know: style. As in bedazzled black pieces of plastic with a tacky tassle hanging from it.

So if you don't feel safe walking back to your car, get the Style Scream... or, I don't know, you can activate your smartphone's GPS feature and have 911 on speed dial. Whatever, it's your life.

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