I tried to drive a scooter once. I was terrible at it. I would lurch forward then stop then lurch forward then stop until I finally ran into a curb. I guess some people can adeptly ride two wheeled vehicles and some people, like me, should be limited to controlling something with four wheels that's much larger and more dangerous to everyone else (Yes, I realize how flawed that logic is, but that's life, junior).
There is, however, a third and more rare category of scooter driver. Those amazing speedsters that are so bad at driving that it looks like art. The individual in this video falls into that illustrious group. Note: Whatever you do WATCH THIS UNTIL THE END for full value.