Hey, James Taylor, I understand. It's the World Series. A best of seven games. Red Sox versus Cardinals. Both teams wear red. Both America the Beautiful and the National Anthem start with the letter "O." Both songs are about America. Tensions are high, but I have faith, James Taylor. Faith that you will not confuse the two songs while performing the one in front of millions of Americans. I know you can do this, James Taylor.
GOT-DANG IT JAMES TAYLOR! YOU BLEW IT!! Shut it down. The World Series is cancelled. Dang it, JT! How could you?!