Before you get all worked up over this news of an oncoming shark avalanche, take a moment to put your feet up, sweep the hair off your neck and into a Bruce Jenner ponytail, and experience the most luscious links of the week.
FROM THE SOUP TV
Congress, you have a conference call at noon...with Fandango.
Miley at 40: No sex, but plenty of bean bag chairs.
He can't stop, and he won't stop...at just twenty-one tattoos of Miley Cyrus.
FOX News spends most of their day altering photos of their office. But don't worry, we have unphotoshopped versions.
Ladies and gentlemen, Chuck Norris. I repeat, Chuck Norris.
This video is off the chain. What else would you expect from CNN?
This Halloween, don't let a little cyanide bring me down.
FROM AROUND THE WEB
Enjoy the sweet sound of an innocent child shitting out an entire grocery list.
Surprisingly, this is last on Bruce Jenner's list of regrets.
Call a doctor if you see blood while blowing your nose on a Flemish self-portrait.