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Halloween Costume Ideas That Have Nothing To Do With Miley Cyrus

With Halloween now less than a month away, it's time to start thinking about finalizing your divorce…and also costumes! We know that this year everyone will be walking around naked with Miley-esque wrecking balls dangling between their legs, kind of like this guy. Still, we have faith that you'll come up with something a little more creative, so we've decided to pitch in with some ideas to get you started.  

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Slutty Courtney Stodden (basically just like the regular one but you constantly lick your lips)

Grumpier Cat (If you step on his property , he'll shoot you…because it's his RIGHT. Also says thing like, "No court in the land would convict me!")

A three-headed Kardashian Sister Monster (just wrap a bunch of sausages in leather)

Christian Grey (very easy—just wear a linen shirt and khakis, like if you were the manager at Chico's.)

The mold of Farrah Abraham's vagina (not the kind of mold that grows in dark, damp places, but the kind that she actually made)

The murdered vagina of Amanda Bynes  (bring a friend who wants nothing to do with you)

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A list of Bruce Jenner's regrets (if you go with this costume, be careful not to trip over it)

Gwyneth Paltrow's Coconut Flour Pancakes with Cal-Asian Heirloom Salad (to get this right you'll have scroll past all the sad looking children in designer sweaters on her web site)

Kim Jon POON (Kim Jong Un carrying a hilarious book full of bathroom puns)

Justin Bieber's firm yet smooth abnominal manage (read that description again and see if you can manage not to touch yourself)

Twenty-third page of Kanye's resume (the part where he compares his work to the hologram that popped out of R2D2)

Kim Jon POON (Kim Jong Un carrying a hilarious book full of bathroom puns)

Madonna's new grill

Justin Bieber's firm yet smooth abnominal manage (read that description again and see if you can manage not to touch yourself)

And, of course, whatever Kris Jenner's not dressing up as.

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But sure, if you want to be lazy, you can always shave the sides of your head and go as Miley Cyrus....'s vagina.

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