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Our Emmy Picks! (In Catagories That Don't Exist)

Well folks, it's that time of year again. Time for everyone here at E! to lose their minds for a weekend while we sit at home peacefully sipping whatever pinot was on sale at Kroger and judging the festivities mercilessly from behind our booze shields.

Yes, it's Emmys time! And while we will of course be watching (See previous sentence alluding to the wine coma we'll be slipping into) we can't help but feel there are certain categories that have been callously omitted from the proceedings. This post is meant to remedy that oversight.

Here now are some of our Emmy picks for categories we just pulled out of our asses.

Show That is Most Clearly the Result of a Demonic Pact

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Show Most Likely to Make You Question if People are Inherently Bad Then Send You Down a Depression Water Slide

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Most Bald Characters

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Best 24 Hour Breaking Coverage of Nothing as Nothing Happens

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Show A Lot of Guys Mistakenly Think Will Be Like a 'Skinemax' Movie

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Most Ironic Title

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Show That Should Have Been a Mini-Series (and I'm Talking Like 2 Nights Max Here)

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Best Thing to Eat During 'The Real Housewives'

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Worst (That's all. Just 'Worst')

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"Congratulations" to all the "winners". 

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