Not since The Great Chris Brown Out of 2009 has the internet longed for a way to block all mention of a particular over-exposed celebrity pariah from their Internet browsing. Now, four years later, we find ourselves once again in need of relief from the endless mentions of one individual.

Of course I'm talking about Syrian president Bashar' al-Assad...I mean Miley Cyrus. I'm talking about Miley Cyrus. 

If only there was a way to completely eliminate her from my computer screen and in doing so banish her from my very existence. Well, good news. This is the Internet! The place where dreams come true. Ladies and Gentlemen, I give you: "No Cyrus."

No Cyrus is a plug-in for Google's Chrome browser that will automatically censor all Miley related material for you. Trust me, you're going to feel like a 110 pound naked weight has been lifted off of you once you start running this thing. Just look what it did for the front page of E!.


I just realized that No Cyrus is probably blocking this article from most people right now. No one is going to see it. That being the case I'd like to take this opportunity to admit that in 2002 I was part of an actual human centipede. I was in the middle, was released in 2004, and still keep in touch with my centibuddies on Facebook. Phew! It was actually great to get that off my chest.

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