Frodo quested to return the ring to Mordor, Amelia Earhart set off to fly around the world, and now we set off on an epic journey of our own…the search for the weirdest thing on the Internet.
We're the Magellans of doing something entirely pointless.
Today we present to you a video of a man in a gorilla suit eating Cap'n Crunch. Nothing more, nothing less.
Super. F--king. Weird.
In all seriousness, if you know this person, please ask them to seek out psychiatric help because they are definitely 100% on track to becoming a serial killer.
If you think you've found the weirdest thing on the internet, leave us a tip in the comments! We might just feature it!