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    The Neverending Jurassic Park

    Jurassic World

    The teaser poster was just released for the next Jurassic Park movie, which is expanding the park's horizons in truly exhilarating new ways into... the "world."

    That's right: the dinosaurs are going to be dinosauring all over the entire world this time.

    And what's more, we were able to get our hands on the planned sequels to Jurassic World, where we will see dinosaurs take on new, even more mind-blowing locations.

    Jurassic Space

    Jurassic Space takes us on a prehistoric journey across the universe. Dr. Alan Grant goes through a crash course in astronaut training in order to battle a group of dinosaurs that have taken over the space station. And of course, Jeff Goldblum is expected to give a magnificent performance that includes him exposing his beautifully sculpted chest… in space.

    Jurassic 5th dimension

    Jurassic Fifth Dimension will be a truly confusing movie where dinosaurs exist in the 5th dimension, capable of being anywhere in time and space at the same instant. The t-rex's violent rampage of eating men off of toilets is no longer contained to land -- toilets across the universe are in grave danger. And of course, Jeff Goldblum is expected to give a magnificent performance that includes him exposing his beautifully sculpted chest… in the 5th dimension.

    Jurassic Prison

    Jurassic Prison explores what would happen if Jurassic Park was relocated into a US penitentiary. Prison politics and gang wars are interrupted by the violent and brutal overtaking of the jail cells by dinosaurs. And of course, Jeff Goldblum is expected to give a magnificent performance that includes him exposing his beautifully sculpted chest… in prison.

    Jurassic Office

    Jurassic Office is anticipated to be the final chapter in the Jurassic Park series, bringing dinosaurs to the stuffy corporate offices of Zappos.com. There is nothing funnier or more terrifying than a dinosaur misplacing a shipping order, and then taking out his anger on the HR department. And of course, Jeff Goldblum is expected to give a magnificent performance that includes him exposing his beautifully sculpted chest… in an office.

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