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    The Nude Adventures Of Pippi Longstocking

    Tami Erin, Pippi Longstocking, The New Adventures of Pippi Longstocking Riccardo S. Savi/Getty Images; Columbia Pictures

    Since The New Adventures of Pippi Longstocking just took the world by storm in 1988, Tami Erin—who played the title role—is still freshly ingrained in the pop culture zeitgeist. And now her butt will be, too.

    In an attempt to beat her ex-boyfriend to it, Tami has decided to give in and release their sex tape on her own. Why they both have a copy of the sex tape remains unclear. Plus, someone should have told her it's illegal to release someone's sex tape without their consent. Oh well. Too late now. If there's anyone who hates a cancelled sushi date, it's the CEO of Big Red Naturals.

    The one and only problem is that Ms. Longstocking has been so busy fielding offers, she hasn't had time to come up wtih a title. We've decided to help her out...because we think that if she uses one of our titles it could be really huge for us.

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    With the right marketing and a little luck this one is sure to go straight to DVD.

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