Since The New Adventures of Pippi Longstocking just took the world by storm in 1988, Tami Erin—who played the title role—is still freshly ingrained in the pop culture zeitgeist. And now her butt will be, too.
In an attempt to beat her ex-boyfriend to it, Tami has decided to give in and release their sex tape on her own. Why they both have a copy of the sex tape remains unclear. Plus, someone should have told her it's illegal to release someone's sex tape without their consent. Oh well. Too late now. If there's anyone who hates a cancelled sushi date, it's the CEO of Big Red Naturals.
The one and only problem is that Ms. Longstocking has been so busy fielding offers, she hasn't had time to come up wtih a title. We've decided to help her out...because we think that if she uses one of our titles it could be really huge for us.
Pippi Heads South…On Captain Schlongbuckle
The New Adventures And Cries For Attention Of Pippi Longstocking
The Adventures Of PeePee Dongstroking
The Adventures Of Pippi Schlongf**king
The Big O Stands For Orphanage
Pippi: Made In ‘69
Who's Your Daddy? Did He Die On A Ship?
Even My Braids Have Erections
You, Me, And Dupree (Dupree Is My Penis)
With the right marketing and a little luck this one is sure to go straight to DVD.