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Happy Birthday to Harry Potter, from all of us at Gryffindor Community College.
Experience the VMAs like you should...in tiny, digestible increments.
Everyone's talking about Miley. But what about those clasically trained Bears?
Miley and Justin joining forces is bad but not the end of the world.
Law And Order: SUV isn't short on creative stories they've read in the paper.
We celebrated Michael Jackson birthday in style...Bollywood style.
Simon Cowell has a new look, and it's turning heads that are drowning in voluminous knit apparel.
Walter White made a shocking admission on Breaking Bad and we have the exclusive footage.
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